what the hell does a gogo dancer wear to a Thanksgiving-themed goth club, anyway?
halloween looks: *wonk* ;)
OKAY I FINISHED PACKING FOR MY ROADTRIP
Have some sloppy slow-day headcanon: Dave and Roxy are total party buddies and often fall asleep in some awkward position/pile/arrangement together in a drunken haze.
Dirk and Rose have started taking pics for “family traditions” and put it in a cute little album and everything, but Roxy and Dave just laugh and argue over who looks the most wasted. Yep.
holy shit this is uncanny
DAVE: the ironic selfies
DAVE: oh god
DAVE: now this
DAVE: this is some irredeemably mortifying shit here
DAVE: what was i thinking
DAVE: i dont know man
DAVE: i just dont know
DAVE: this is what seasoned veterans call “bad irony”
DAVE: look at this guy
DAVE: what a fucking novice
special thanks to the 0.0257142857% of rebloggers (and counting!) who point out that two blonde, snub-nosed white girls vaguely resemble each other